A question for any girls/or women?

Hello ladies. I'm just sort of wondering, How many of you have a funny, sad, or just plain wierd story about a boy or man throughoutyour life? ex, did u ever have a crush as a little girl and get rejected quite rudely? did you ever go through a terrible breakup that caused you to eat numerous lbs of icecream? did you/him ever breakup in a humourous way? please please answer!!! tanks so so so much!